Surrealtweets (2010)
December 18, 2011
Thought my tree was shimmying to James Brown’s X-mas album, then I saw my cat, getting on the good paw, dancing on up the tree. #cnftweet
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Never count your roofs before they’re thatched.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
If I had any ducks, I’d be putting them in a row right about now.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Snow on the ground this morning: this may be the last time this winter that I even notice a mere inch of snowfall.
Poetry by Adrian Matejka, Mixology: “a goldfish with thumbs hitchhiking / toward a fishbowl full of dub.” #fridayreads
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Tired of being told to “man up” by tv ads–and, anyway, there’s nothing manly about light beer, no how, no way, no matter the brand.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Oh, yeah, that’s right, The Talented Mr. Weasley, the long lost collaboration between J. K. Rowling and Patricia Highsmith.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
If I’m remembering the book correctly, Ron meets HP and Hermione in Italy, kills HP and pretends to be him (or maybe i’m mixing plots up).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Not seen the new HP film, may have to wait awhile until crowds die down. At least, I don’t have to worry about avoiding spoilers.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Just bought tickets for George Clinton concert. If I don’t emerge funkier than before, I’m a hopeless case.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@michaelkhensley Make my funk the P-funk (I want to get funked up).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
4 weeks of listening to Parliament/Funkadelic, and I think I might finally be slightly funkier than when I started.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Folllowing twitter reports on Rally to Restore Sanity by @wordjocky http://twitter.com/wordjockey #fb
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Feeling very autumnal: the late afternoon October sunset really brought out the color in the trees in this evening.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
and of course, regrets / a familiar bedfellow / unfortunately#haikuchallenge
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
2 weeks of listening to Parliament, but I don’t seem to be any funkier than when I started.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Wondering when the coined word “Mainely” will make into the dictionary. How many Maine store names (like “Mainely Flowers”) will it take?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Thanks @spitballarmy The first month of the semester was a bear, but starting to get back into the flow now.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Storing forks and spoons together will not produce sporks—only dissension and disorder in your silverware set. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Salad forks and soup spoons have opposite sensibilities and should not be stored together. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
You may also sing love songs with lots of “fork” rhymes, but there really aren’t as many of them. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
To prevent petulance, polish silverware frequently while softly singing love songs with lots of “spoon” rhymes. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Petulant silverware is the frequent bane of the homemaker. Many a party has been spoiled by a petulant fork.#hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Courage! Though care killed a cat, thou hast the steel spine of Washington, Lincoln, King, and mettle enough to kill care. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@pennypyro We believe he came from England. He changed his name in America, and no one knows the original name.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacPalin, or The Scott(Brown)ish Tragedy: http://porridgecow.wordpress.com/2010/08/27/macpalin-or-the-scottbrownish-tragedy/ #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Exit, pursued by a mama grizzly bear. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacPalin: “Unsex me here,” Scott MacBrown cries, and the real Republican replies, “Already been done!” #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacPalin: Lay on, MacBrown, and damned be he who first cries, “Pls refudiate!” #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacBrown: Though grizzly born, I’m 100% American and have US birth certificate(just looking ahead to 2016, or 2012—too soon?) #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacBrown: I was not of woman born but birthed by Mama Grizzly, and untimely ripped from her den. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacPalin: Laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm MacPalin. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
But up here in Alaska, our deaf pillows discharge no secrets. We have a pioneering spirit, bloody, bold, and resolute. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Oh, Scott MacBrown, I do fear thy nature is too full of the milk o’ human kindess. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Scott MacBrown, screw your courage to the sticking-place and respect the will of the people. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I have given suck, know tender feeling 2 the babe, but I’d pluck my nipple from boneless gums before voting with Democrats. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Foul whisperings are abroad. Unnatural antics do breed Scott MacBrown’s unnatural troubles: liberal leanings, weak compromises. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
MacPalin, or The Scott(Brown)ish Tragedy, a play of pioneering independent spirit. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Tiger divorced–I predict Twitter will soon be overwhelmed by tweets with “wood” puns in them.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
They came in, moving down the bar like cows on slick ice, their eyes not yet adjusted to the dimness. James Welch, Winter in the Blood
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
More types of pirates: hand pirates, grass pirates, road pirates, lesser pirates, true pirates, thou pirates, pirates of refudiation.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Types of pirates, glass pirates, grase pirates, night pirates, late pirates, window pirates, snow pirates, winter pirates, spoon pirates.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Since pirate and pirates were the most popular terms in my tweet cloud, I offer some pirate clouds, generated from my most tweeted words.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
TweetClouds are strangely interesting. Fourth and fifth most often used word, refudiation, refudiate. Too many #shakespalin tweets!
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: hand, pirate, pirates – http://w33.us/7qvf
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
1rst amendment rights? 2b or not 2b? Not 2b for Dr. L due 2 activists! Don’t suffer liberal slings and arrows . . . reload! #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
When shall our cackle of rads meet again In thunder, lightning, or rain? When the refudiation’s done and the 2 crucify begun. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
What a piece of work is woman, in form as admirable as steel magnolias, but in action how like a mamma grizzly. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Hold or abandon / me, complain to me, make me / crazed–but don’t bore me. #haikuchallenge (hold, abandon, craze, bored, complain)
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
By the side of the road today, a man and boy cheerfully flipping off cars going past–nothing like a family activity on Sunday morning.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo / Deny thy father and refudiate thy name. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Let me not to the marriage of true minds / Admit impediments. Love is not love / That refudiates when it refudiation finds. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
call call me call me / any any time–Blondie sings / but I still don’t call #haikuchallenge
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Winter Sounds: ice cracks, a giggle / of snow against the window pane, / soft chuckle of wind #haiku
Lonely measuring spoons may become inaccurate. To avoid unhappy inaccuracy, speak daily to your spoons. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
When spoons are away on holiday, freeze soup before eating. #hintsforsurrealhomemakers
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Unskeptical, he / made a disrespectable / late night spectacle. #haikuchallenge spectacle
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
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@JDeurbrouck maybe it was a S Palin challenge. She had written a number on her left hand and the challenge was: what’s on her right hand?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
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@JDeurbrouck sometimes I don’t get them myself.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
For those on the go / the independent eggroll / stands above the rest. #haiku #ediblehaiku
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Enlightened lobster / transcendent crustacean / flows out with the tide. #haikuchallenge out #haiku
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Receding noodles / sing and slip and slide on the / effervescent tide. #haiku #ediblehaiku
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Come to his right hand, for this ear is deaf, and tell him truly what thou think’st of him. #shakespalin #handofpalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
On her right hand: the left can’t be trusted. #handofpalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Weak eyes, large glasses / she still reads only fine print / editors don’t age. #haiku #haikuchallenge
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Refudiate, refudiate, refudiate! Oh, I have lost my refudiation! And what remains is misunderestimated. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
SARAH: The food that to him now is as luscious as locusts, shall be to him shortly as bitter as coloquintida. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
BRISTOL: I do perceive here a divided duty. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
LEVI: That I have ta’en away this woman’s daughter, / It is most true; true, I will marry her. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
my face reflected / in a dish of soy sauce / chopsticks trace a smile #haikuchallenge
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
shattered reflection / a stuttered recitation / shuttered window speaks #haikuchallenge
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitballarmy I suppose I may be guilty of sports page piracy myself.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Also, the Express Lane Pirate, who steals space in the express line at the grocery store with too many items in his cart (or frigate).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Other lesser known pirates: The Cashew Pirate, notorious for eating all the cashews from a dish of mixed nuts.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Winter parking space pirates: a city dwelling pirate who parks in a parking space cleared of snow by someone else.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Other lesser known pirates: seat pirates (who take up more than their fair share of the seat on public transit); akin to armrest pirates.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Whatever the meaning, I just like the phrase: Grass Pirate.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Reading a history of Montana and came across the phrase “grass pirate,” meaning someone who infringes on someone else’s range.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
When the blast of war blows,then imitate the action of the hockey mom: Stiffen the sinews, disguise fair nature with lipstick #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I have done the state some service. Should Putin rear his head, who stops? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Shakespeare:: O well-painted passion! Palin: What’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Lipstick. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I am Alaskan / And have not those soft parts of conversation / That chamberers have. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
S: A slipper and subtle knave. P: Our opponent is someone who sees America as so imperfect he’s palling around with terrorists #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
WS: The readiness is all. P: I answered him yes because I have confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can’t blink. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Though I do hate him as I do hell-pains.Yet, for necessity, I must show a flag and sign of love. Iago Palin on John McCain. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I will a round unvarnished tale deliver of what charms, what conjuration, what refudiation, what misunderestimation, I used. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Rude am I in my speech, but I’m going to talk straight to the American people. #shakespalin
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BeckeepBeckeep™
by Surrealtweets
What a piece of work is Sarah! How lacking in reason! how infinite in vacuity! #shakespalin
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normativeJulian Sanchez
by Surrealtweets
To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous liberals, or to quit halfterm, and by opposing, rake in speaking fees #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
No moose so fierce but knows some touch of pity. #shakespalin All @surrealtweets quotes from Shakespeare’s “Palin III”
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Now is the winter of our refudiate, made glorious misunderestimate by this daughter of the north. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Instead of mounting barbed steeds to fright the souls of fearful adversaries, she capers nimbly on Fox News. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
And thus I clothe my naked villainy in designer dresses paid for by the RNC and with odd ends stolen out of holy writ. #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Cannot a Palin live and think no harm, but thus her simple truth must be abused by silken, sly, insinuating Jacks? #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
A moose! A moose! My kingdom for a moose! #shakespalin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Rainy day in Maine, but slightly chilly for the first time in a couple of weeks, so, welcome, rain.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
He was so lazy that: he’d mow his lawn only during months that had an “r” in them.
He was so lazy that: he would pay someone to take a nap for him. #cnftweet
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Isn’t “temporarily unavailable” just another way of saying “gone for good”?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Or, following @gruntleme, “Cats” . . . or “Morrissey.” #cnftweet I like “waiting” as a theme as well.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
After 2 weeks in AZ, finally back to a delightfully chilly Maine.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Thanks to @evictoriaflynn and @spitballarmy for the cucumbery inspiration.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Highly unusual: a tornado warning in Maine.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Trying to decide between First Dude and Game on Dude for the Belmont Stakes but wondering why The Dude Abides isn’t running.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Really enjoying the tweets of @rosannecash
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Contemplating the commericial viability of a project that sets the poetry of Emily Dickinson to the music of “War”-era U2.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
My cats are disappointed in the field of horses for the Preakness: not a Cat, Kitten, or Lion among them.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitballarmy I may have to go back, take a look. I was so surprised by the switch to English I wasn’t paying attention to the characters.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitballarmy Yeah, not sure about that either. I’m also not sure how they suddenly learned English and stopped speaking Latin.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
against nature, some / might say–dog scares hiding mouse / the gray cat pounces #haikuchallenge (ally)
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Cat and mouse, hook and ladder, photo and frame, salt and pistachio, bagel and motorcycle, horse and glass, lobster and light therapy.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
When the real becomes the surreal: topless march in Maine http://bit.ly/broZQX although the marchers were least surreal part. #cnftweet
ave discovered gum on the sole of every shoe I own. Have gum chewers become less careful with discards? Have I become a gum magnet?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@michaelkhensley I keep telling them that choosing horses and sports teams based on the mascots is not the best idea, but do they listen?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Once more letting my cats choose my Kentucky Derby picks: American Lion to win, Dean’s Kitten to show.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
After @matthewgmiller A bad combination: two cats, too much catnip, room with glass vases; me, two bags of groceries, a stairway. #cnftweet
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
After @spitballarmy The worm was plastic, but the apple real. Plastic or not, the worm still turns, an apple, still a good snack. #cnftweet
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Just joined http://sfra2010.ning.com as part of Science Fiction Research Association conference in Carefree Arizona.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Mixed metaphor of the day: Cassio is just an innocent chess piece in this vicious game of cat and mouse.
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OctoberDanielsNico
by Surrealtweets
@Surrealtweets #haiku If one could eat Haiku / They would not last very long / But would be delicious
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Not really liking the spring snow http://www.flickr.com/photos/36704245@N02/4530699707/ but at least it’s starting to melt today
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Mid-April snowstorm in Maine, 4 inches on the ground thus far, surreal indeed.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
. . . dropped weights or snapped pulleys.” Good advice from “Annie’s Mailbox.”
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
“Exercising in the nude is not uncommon and shouldn’t be dangerous unless sensitive body parts are in close proximity to . . .
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Yes, @JDeurbrouck, the metaphorical shelf holding the BOOK #cnftweet s is starting to sag from the weight of all those 140 character tomes
By piles of stuff at the Bark Yard, I mean dirt, sand, gravel, and perhaps mulch (the bark promised by the sign?)
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Still haven’t quite figured out what a Bark Yard is (it’s not the opposite of a Meow Yard), but they seem to have piles of stuff there.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
There really is a Bark Yard http://www.flickr.com/photos/36704245@N02/4505452477/ And it really is open
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
One more 20th anniversary merch for @arrogantworms: Celine Dion stalking kit, complete with hair gel and tub of vaseline.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Merch idea for @arrogantworms: 20th anniversary “Let’s Go Bowling” bowling bag.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@arrogantworms Oven mitts are good too, especially if the oven mitts play a recording of “Dangerous” when you put them on.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@arrogantworms 20 year old Scotch to celebrate the 20th anniversary? With big discounts for AW fans.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
#Justified becomes western western for episode: http://westlit.wordpress.com/2010/04/07/justified-goes-west-in-new-episode/
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Fortunately, his “Bark Yard Open” was worse than his “Bite Yard Open.”
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
when lilacs last in the bark yard bloomed
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
There are woods in many a back yard in Maine, so back yard and bark yard could be the same, and @busybeebee and @artsnob may both be right.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
“Frond Yard” and not “Bark Yard”? Perhaps @busybeebee, it could indeed be a sign painter with a spelling disorder.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
And even after realizing that the sign referred to trees, I’m still not entirely sure what a “Bark Yard” is.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Puzzling sign on the drive home: “Bark Yard Open.” Eventually realized that the reference was to trees, not dogs.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Easter lunch followed closely by Easter dinner, maybe not the best planning. . . .
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Blog post on Western elements of the series #Justified http://westlit.wordpress.com/2010/03/31/western-roots-of-justifieds-fixer-episode/
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
“Private Eyes” may simply be irredeemable.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
The Bird and the Bee even make “I Can’t Go for That” palatable (which I heretofore simply found inane, if catchy).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Paticularly like “She’s Gone” (H&O’s version always sounded too cheerful and upbeat for a breakup song).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Enjoying The Bird and the Bee’s new album of Hall and Oates cover songs (not really an H&O fan, but I do like B&B).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
My cats have given up on the NCAAs now that both the Wildcats teams have been defeated (one by, adding insult to injury, the BullDOGs).
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Not enough sleep, thought newspaper ad was for museum exhibit of “fiery poo.” (it was actually a “fiery pool.”) Need to catch up on sleep.
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cnfonlineCreative Nonfiction
by Surrealtweets
Congrats to this week’s #cnftweet winners! @FOFOEOCOCO (x2) @Surrealtweets @JDeurbrouck @Rosannecash @venilegivici #ff
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Monday passed without incident, despite the warnings from that obnoxious soothsayer.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
I have a feeling I should beware of something on Monday, but what?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Possible Thursday Themes: snake charming, lion taming, or tame lions and charming snakes, sword swallowing, indigestion cures. #cnftweet
Other utensils deserving equality: cutting boards, mortars (AND pestles), measuring cups, egg timers, olive pitters #cnftweet
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
too busy to tweet these past few days, but still can’t get those spoons off my mind
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Late for #cnftweet spoon theme, but the balancing lesson just happened, and thanks to @cnfonline, spoons are on my mind (but not my nose)
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
The gruesome graceful wet Timbuktu grew a beard madly, but the dirty bearded pen washed slowly.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
The lonely pineapple complains cunningly to the jubilant purple knickers, but the large idiotic goldfish objected objectively.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Silver wears: spoons gather in pools and become spools that loop gracefully and gleamingly across Silver’s soft skin
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitbarmy had to follow suit–can’t seem to think of spoons without thinking of them bent
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arrogantwormsArrogant Worms
by Surrealtweets
For sale: Previously owned podium. Asking $117 million or best offer.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
seem to have slept through the big hockey game . . . good lord, how did my beard get so long?
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
. . . underwater conflagration altercation . . .
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
. . . spontaneous seashell combustion . . . .
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Scan cancellations / hoping for the correct name / seeking a snow day #haikuchallenge “scan”
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitballarmy I even opened a window to listen. When the sound didn’t get louder with the opening of the wndow, I realized I had been fooled
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
A bird in the hand, two in the bush, let the one go to join the others. #surrealproverbs
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Fish is a dish best served as revenge. #surrealproverbs
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@spitballarmy Good advice indeed! And I’ll see what I can do to clean up those sidewalks for your parents.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
As I load my snowblower back up after clearing a sidewalk and ride off into the sunset, I’ll hear a child yell, “Come back, Shane!”
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Thinking I should load up my snowblower and head south, and help out my snowed-in friends with my snow removal experience and equipment.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Strangely snowless in Maine, watching the news reports of heavy snow so very nearby, can’t decide if I’m pleased or disappointed.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
@bloodypickle Thanks for the RT! Yes, morose, repose, prose, a lovely language to contain so many roses.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
In every snore, a rose. In every store, a rose. In every roster, a rose.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, cats gotta nap.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
As through a sheet of cellophane, crinkly.
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
pumpkin cheesecake pumpkin cheesecake pumpkin cheesecake coffee
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SurrealtweetsMichael Johnson
Cold but sunny today, beautiful drive out to coast, good weather for lighthouse viewing.
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