Posts from the ‘Not a Porridge Cow (NPC)’ Category
Real and Surreal, But Mostly Surreal
Surreal Tweets
- What makes seats 13a and 13b unlucky is that 13c and d have been replaced by the only lavatory on the plane. 3 days ago
- For the Preakness, my cats say, "Tiger Walk to win!" (they also believe Teeth of the Dog should be disqualified). 1 week ago
- #FamilyislikeFudge: easier to swallow and a lot more fun if combined with marijuana. 2 weeks ago
- #FamilyislikeFudge: square, half-baked, and easily divided. 2 weeks ago
- Observed on a sign: "Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts." Surely we can do better than that. 2 weeks ago
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Recent Posts
- 12 Surreal Days of Christmas
- Surrealtweets (2010)
- Surrealtweets (2011 through June)
- Newspaper Poems
- This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven
- A Surreal Solstice
- SAD Song List
- Autumn Porridge Cows
- MacPalin, or, The Scott(Brown)ish Tragedy
- Karen’s Song
- ShakesPalin
- Edible Haiku
- The Care and Keeping of the Domesticated Penguin
- Surrealtweets (Jan-Feb)
- To Make a Dadist Poem
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